Pay Attention to the Windows Phone...or Don't.

Monday, December 27, 2010

So the day after Thanksgiving, I went to Best Buy and looked at phones. At the time, I had a Nokia 5530, which is from Nokia's Symbian 5.0 OS series. It's a reliable, yet primitive operating system. But right now Nokia's making so much cash selling cheap cell phones in second and third world countries (and even smaller European outfits like the Netherlands) that they can still peddle a 10 year old OS and get away with it. The phones they sell in other countries went obsolete here in 2004. Even their new Symbian^3 OS, Nokia's still got a lot of work to do, especially in their shoddy App Store.

Anyways, I went to Best Buy and looked at their new Windows 7 Phones, which were less than a month old at the time. Microsoft just did a major overhaul to the Windows Phone 7 brand, and it shows a vast improvement over the Windows Phone 6.0 series. I played with the HTC Surround, and let me tell you, I was amazed at how fluid it was. This is not Windows packed into a phone- Microsoft has finally developed a living, breathing OS that can stand alone and apart from its desktop brethren. This is definitely a phone that given the right marketing and third party app support, could keep up with the iOS and Android.

The HTC Surround (left) and Samsung Focus (right) are two of the
handsets in the first generation of Windows 7 Phones.
As it was on sale, I bought an HTC Surround with a brand new service plan. Since I had been a customer with AT&T for 5 years, I didn't have to pay a security deposit, which some internet posters claim can be as much as $500 or $600. Major crisis averted.

Like I said, the phone is great. It's incredibly smooth, the apps are nimble, and it pulled all the contact info from my Facebook profile to add to my current contacts. Great.

Unlike its two contemporaries, iOS and Android, the Windows Phone uses a tile-based home screen. It minimizes having an overwhelming amount of apps, and it really does help you focus on what's most important on your phone rather than cause you to browse aimlessly. My biggest knock on iOS is that there's no dedicated home screen to summarize all of my content; it's just pages upon pages of apps; Android tries to summarize, but is too much like iOS and ends up being more cluttered; with a techie like me who tends to wander in my pages of apps, the Windows Phone keeps me focused. My lock screen notifies me of all missed calls, texts, and emails at the bottom of the screen with distinguishable, yet simple icons.

An added plus for a gamer/techie like me is that the phone is Xbox Live compatible. Certain Windows Phone games come packed with Xbox Achievement points, which add to my overall score. It's a big relief that I don't have to create a new profile and start from zero again. I can also edit my avatar, send Xbox friends messages, or buy more points on the go. Having an extension of my Xbox in my pocket is pretty sweet. Now if only I could actually connect it to my Xbox and transfer data. Sony? Take notes.

I only have two faults with the phone; the more noticeable one being that the phone's battery life is shoddy. For the first time in my life, I have to charge my phone every day. That's the one good thing about Nokia phones; their standby battery life is so good that I can forget to charge it for two or three days and still not get a low battery signal. My Blackberry was the same way. This phone? Not so much. I've heard that a lot of Android phones are the same way, and I guess if the phone is running so many different syncs and Bluetooth tethers, your battery life is bound to suffer a bit. Considering that the battery is removable, if a more power-efficient one comes along, I can easily fix this issue.

The second is the App Store. Sure, the phone is less than 4 months old, and it's got a pretty good start. But Microsoft has to make sure that programming apps for the Windows Phone isn't a complicated process. They've also got to have as many third party developers on board as possible. Apps with partners like Capcom, EA, social networking companies and popular websites are what will make or break this phone. Better third party developers leads to more quality apps.

Overall though, this phone is a great start by Microsoft. A major update is coming this quarter which will add many new features to the phone; but even without the update, the Windows Phone 7 is definitely a solid start by a company who has a lot of ground to make up.

A Late Bloomer To The Automotive Game

Friday, December 24, 2010

So....I bought a new car this week. Hallelujah.

Merry Christmas to me indeed.
It's especially special for me, because this is my first car. It's a 2010 Corolla, and it is pretty awesome.

Let me share something with you: I went to Alcorn State University, which is in Lorman, Mississippi. It's famous for graduates like Steve McNair, Alex Haley, Medgar Evers, and Leslie Frazier, the interim head coach of the Minnesota Vikings.

Alcorn State, for all intents and purposes, is in the middle of nowhere.

Have you ever seen one of those films where there's a jail in the middle of nowhere? The type where there's one long narrow road in, one long, narrow road out? Replace the jail with a school, and that's Alcorn State. The nearest sign of civilization, Port Gibson, was 20 minutes away, and Vicksburg, the town with the nearest Wal Mart, was 45 minutes away. For four years, I was basically stranded. My biggest advice to new freshmen, was to always have a friend with a car; it was that important.

Now as a grad student at the University of Illinois at Springfield, I have a Wal Mart just 3 minutes away from campus. However, I've been taking the bus to work up until now.I'm pretty stoked about the new ride- one more thing I can cross off of the "Things I Need" list.

I'm a late bloomer socially. I went through my "teenage" phase in college, have never really had a serious girlfriend, and haven't even had a crap car like most 17 year olds do. I have to say though, this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Where Have I Been? Well, Where Have YOU Been?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I know, I know. I haven't really posted much in the past three weeks- it's been crunch time for finals, so this has had to take a backseat to that. I'll be back and posting in the next few days, hopefully, with some pretty interesting stories, including the honest hobo who begged for change and told me he was going to spend it on liquor. Gotta love American values.

Anyhoo, I'll see you all in a bit. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some heavy duty invoicing to complete.

The Three Towers of Trivia, December 10

Friday, December 10, 2010

Here is my final set of questions this season on The Three Towers of Trivia...I may post from the backlog over our break, but fresh new questions won't be coming out of the oven for four weeks. Anyhoo, this is one of the tougher sets I've written, so have your way with it.

There are TWELVE questions in this set, and for good reason...every correct answer in this set is a twelve letter word. Keep that in mind as you answer.

GOOD LUCK!

1. Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia are all designated as what type of community, meaning that they have a government based on the consent of the people?

2. What 1818 novel carried the subtitle "The Modern Prometheus"?

3. Made from a base of sugar, water, and softened gelatin, what sweet treats were once used as a remedy for sore throats?

4. If you're having probems with your colon, what type of doctor would you have to see?

5. What extreme sport has been contested at the Olympic Games since 1998?

6. Since it can be pinned to no specific value, what term does Merriam Webster define as "immeasurably wealthy people"?

7. What adjective describes Edison's electric bulb, successfully tested in October 1879?

8. I.M. Pei and Mies van der Rohe were widely known for wheir work in what field?

9. Used for the production of certain metals and their resistance to corrosion, what process is also used to permanently remove human hair?

10. If you're being gurded by a player from the Washington Generals, what are you?

11. Beluga whales use what system where their reflected sounds help them to gauge distances?

12. What type of college class are you normally required to take and pass before you can enroll in a more advanced one?

ANSWERS:
1. Commonwealth
2. Frankenstein
3. Marshmallows
4. Proctologist
5. Snowboarding
6. Zillionaires
7. Incandescent
8. Architecture
9. Electrolysis
10.Globetrotter
11. Echolocation
12. Prerequisite

The Three Towers of Trivia, December 8

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hi all. Well, the playoff are underway, and we decided to so something a little different. While Kevin posted his "chain" round, where one answer finishes the next question, I have a new round called "Dead or Canadian?".

I took the name from the round of the same name on the TV game show, Remote Control. They gave a name, and players had to identify them as Dead, Canadian, or both.

My round is not just people, though. I take interesting pairs, and try to see if you can identify which group each item belongs in- so it's more like Dis or Dat from You Don't Know Jack, or the board game Split Decision.

Anyhoo, here are 9 pairs for you- see if you can guess what goes where!

Buzzbee- Cereal Mascot or Social Networking Site?

Bladdernut- Medical Condition or Type of Tree?

King Randor- Power Rangers villain or He-Man ally?

Billy Mays- Dead or Canadian...or both?

The Great Giana Sisters- Porno or Video Game?

Jazzberry Jam- Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor or Crayola Crayon color?

Mayfair- Federal Prison or UK Monopoly Propoerty?

Anthony Eden- Celebrity Chef or UK Prime Minister?

Hokkaido- Japanese dog or Japanese delicacy...or both?

WWE's "Supposed" 50 Greatest Wrestlers of All Time

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

What the hell, WWE? Seriously, this is your list? For those of you who don't know, WWE is putting out a 3 disc set of their 50 greatest wrestlers of all time.

If I put out a list like this, I consider a few different things, since you can't take just the wrestling into consideration:

1- Wrestling ability

2- Mic work/ ability to get over with the fans

3- Overall contribution to pro wrestling, in general

It seems that the WWE has taken my third point and turned it into "people who haven't screwed or left WWE for another company". Cases in point? Take a look at the list:

(1) Shawn Michaels
(2) The Undertaker
(3) “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
(4) Bret Hart
(5) The Rock
(6) Harley Race
(7) Ricky Steamboat
(8) Andre the Giant
(9) Rey Mysterio
(10) “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

(11) Eddie Guerrero
(12) Triple H
(13) Gorgeous George
(14) “Macho Man” Randy Savage
(15) “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig
(16) John Cena
(17a) Dusty Rhodes
(17b) Ric Flair
(19) Edge
(20) Jerry “The King” Lawler

(21) Lou Thesz
(22) Terry Funk
(23) Hulk Hogan
(24) Bruno Sammartino
(25) Chris Jericho
(26) Ted DiBiase
(27) Fabulous Moolah
(28) Classy Freddie Blassie
(29) Randy Orton
(30) Pat Patterson

(31) The Iron Sheik
(32) Jimmy Snuka
(33) Mick Foley
(34) Kurt Angle
(35) Buddy Rogers
(36) Gorilla Monsoon
(37) Junkyard Dog
(38) “Superstar” Billy Graham
(39) Jake “The Snake” Roberts
(40) Big Show

(41) Jack Brisco
(42) Sgt. Slaughter
(43) Kane
(44) Nick Bockwinkel
(45) Jeff Hardy
(46) Dory Funk Jr.
(47) Bob Backlund
(48) Rick Rude
(49) Batista
(50) Killer Kowalski

My Notes:

1. Hulk Hogan BARELY made the top half at 23. Sure, Hogan is a no-sell, tired gimmick douchebag. But Hogan was not just a big part of keeping WWE and wrestling relevant in the 80s, his work with the NWO almost put WWE out of business in the 90s.

2. Shawn Michaels is #1? Sorry Mr. Wrestlemania. If I'm taking into account EVERY wrestler for this list, you barely make my Top 10...I can easily put Austin, Rock, Bret Hart, Flair, Hogan, DiBiase and Taker ahead of you. WWE must have made this list on HBK's retirement high. Sure, his last two Wrestlemania matches are arguably 2 of his top 3 matches EVER, but I don't think he's better than the other 49 guys on this list.

3. Mysterio's #9. Rey, I love you, but your wrestling, especially against 300-400 pound guys, is nowhere near believable, nor have your finishers ever made me go "ooh, that probably could really hurt in real life". You weigh a buck sixty wet. Sure, it could be that the WWE wants wrestling style diversity on this list, but this screams of "lure the Hispanic viewers into buying our stuff" more than anything else. If that's the real truth, WWE should be ashamed.

4. Read my lips- Kurt Angle (34) was one of the top four wrestlers of the ENTIRE 2000s, along with Austin, The Rock, and Triple H. He was probably the most complete package of that entire era. Even with all of these great wrestlers, he's still deserving of the top half of this list, at the very least.

5. Worst of all, and the most outright snub, is that you have Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes SHARING #17. Flair should be Top 10, hands down. Not only do you bump him spots, but you make him share? That's just outright indignance on the WWE's end.

WWE, I know that it must feel shitty to have wrestlers go work for other promotions. But this is like a girl breaking up with a picture of her boyfriend after he already dumped her. It's petty, it's shameful, and it's a slap in the face to all those who worked their asses off for the business, not just WWE.

Add people, comments or whatever. I've said my piece for now.